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September 2018 Ree World News

9/25/2018

AUTHOR TO MAKE FIRST APPEARANCE IN
LA JOLLA ART AND WINE FESTIVAL

Even though he claims not to like wine

The Sutton Studios spokesBeebee has informed Ree World News that Mr Sutton will be selling art and signing books in booth #421 on October 5th and 6th at the prestigious La Jolla Art and Wine Festiva l. "I will not be drinking," claims author Sutton "That way when I sign books it will not be a mess and upset the children."

The following weekend, continued the spokesBeebee, Mr. Sutton will be appearing at the Del Mar Harvest Festival Original Arts and Craft show on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the Del Mar Fairgrounds ... "where the horses run around in circles and people bet money on them."

"I will not be betting on horses," asserts Mr. Sutton. "I have other more creative ways to lose money, thank you very much." Plus, said the spokesBeebee in an aside, you really don't want an author who has just lost lots of money on horses signing books...they look messy and that upsets the children.

SUTTON STUDIOS MOVES TO A NEW AS YET UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

"Actually it's only five blocks away," said a spokesBeebee, requesting that Ree World News not reveal the exact location, citing security reasons. "But after 3 weeks of hauling some 6000 lbs of books and other art and supplies we are glad to say that the relocation is nearly complete. Our chiropractor bills, however, are enormous. Do you know how hard it is to find a chiropractor that will treat Beebees?"