August 2016 Ree World News - Supplemental Edition

8/16/2016

THE LAST WEEKS OF LAGUNA ART-A-FAIR ARE HERE

Should collectors panic?

“This is it,” a SpokesBeebee was quoted as saying, “the final two weeks of the Laguna Beach Art-a-Fair are here. If collectors want books, prints, or original art, they better get to the show before the end of August.”

Mr. Sutton has graciously offered free passes to anyone who wants them simply by calling him at 949-697-8718 or sending him an email. Why? Because Mr. Sutton has a heart the size of his home state of Arizona… which is where he will be heading soon. So come and see him while you still can.

KIDS WHO GREW UP ON SUTTON’S BOOKS NOT IN JAIL

Civil authorities concerned

Not only parents, but grandparents and even great grandparents are reportedly buying Scott Sutton’s books for kids because they have common sense morals in them. Mr. Sutton was contacted but could not be reached for comment.

We were, however, able to speak to a SpokesBeebee at the Sutton Studios offices who verified this statement: “It’s true that many generations of children have grown up on Mr. Sutton’s children’s books. We have found that no children who grew up on these books are in jail that we know of … Your results may vary and this is not a guarantee of positive outcome,” said the SpokesBeebee. Unnamed politicians expressed concern over “books with so called morals in them. Putting people in jail is a great source of revenue for the state. Morals? Phooey!”

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CHILDREN’S BOOK AUTHOR/ILLUSTRATOR SIGNING BOOKS AT WORLD FAMOUS LAGUNA ART-A-FAIR

NO RIOTS REPORTED

“Author, illustrator Scott E. Sutton is signing his children’s books and selling his art at the Laguna Art-A-Fair Tuesday through Sunday from 11am to 5pm,” said a SpokesBeebee. But please call 949-697-8718 to verify if Mr. Sutton will be there. He’s not a robot and cannot be there 24/7.

The local police chief commented, “We are relieved that so far there have been no riots by kids wanting books. But we remain vigilant.”

The SpokesBeebee added, “Mr. Sutton will be appearing at the show through the end of August.”

NEW EDITION OF “THE SECRET OF GORBEE GROTTO” RELEASED

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS EXPRESS CONCERN ABOUT THE MORAL IN BOOK

The all new completely re-drawn and re-written 3^rd edition of “The Secret of Gorbee Grotto” was released at the 2016 Laguna Art-A-Fair, in Laguna Beach, California. The moral of the story is “Try to treat others like you want them to treat you.” “This is a timely moral,” a SpokesBeebee was quoted as saying.

A certain unnamed government official released this statement: “Trying to treat other like they want to treat you is a dangerous moral. How are we going to keep people at each other’s throats?” When the Sutton Studios SpokesBeebee was asked to comment he stated,” Are these officials insane? Oh, wait, yes they are.”

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August 2016 Ree World News - Supplemental Edition

THE LAST WEEKS OF LAGUNA ART-A-FAIR ARE HERE

Should collectors panic?

KIDS WHO GREW UP ON SUTTON’S BOOKS NOT IN JAIL

Civil authorities concerned

Ree World News - August 2016

CHILDREN’S BOOK AUTHOR/ILLUSTRATOR SIGNING BOOKS AT WORLD FAMOUS LAGUNA ART-A-FAIR

NO RIOTS REPORTED

NEW EDITION OF “THE SECRET OF GORBEE GROTTO” RELEASED

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS EXPRESS CONCERN ABOUT THE MORAL IN BOOK

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