Ree World News - August 2016

8/2/2016

CHILDREN’S BOOK AUTHOR/ILLUSTRATOR SIGNING BOOKS AT WORLD FAMOUS LAGUNA ART-A-FAIR

NO RIOTS REPORTED

“Author, illustrator Scott E. Sutton is signing his children’s books and selling his art at the Laguna Art-A-Fair Tuesday through Sunday from 11am to 5pm,” said a SpokesBeebee. But please call 949-697-8718 to verify if Mr. Sutton will be there. He’s not a robot and cannot be there 24/7.

The local police chief commented, “We are relieved that so far there have been no riots by kids wanting books. But we remain vigilant.”

The SpokesBeebee added, “Mr. Sutton will be appearing at the show through the end of August.”

NEW EDITION OF “THE SECRET OF GORBEE GROTTO” RELEASED

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS EXPRESS CONCERN ABOUT THE MORAL IN BOOK

The all new completely re-drawn and re-written 3^rd edition of “The Secret of Gorbee Grotto” was released at the 2016 Laguna Art-A-Fair, in Laguna Beach, California. The moral of the story is “Try to treat others like you want them to treat you.” “This is a timely moral,” a SpokesBeebee was quoted as saying.

A certain unnamed government official released this statement: “Trying to treat other like they want to treat you is a dangerous moral. How are we going to keep people at each other’s throats?” When the Sutton Studios SpokesBeebee was asked to comment he stated,” Are these officials insane? Oh, wait, yes they are.”